I’ll tip you but I won’t enjoy it

I had a weird encounter with a waitress this past weekend that I believe latently had to do with me being a bad tipper. When I heard that a colleague of mine had to create a script from scratch for the 48-hour film fest, I thought I’d try to create a short story for her that could be used in the script so that my bad encounter with this waitress could be immortalized on film.

Unfortunately the colleague broke the news to me that she couldn’t use any art created before 7 pm tonight, so oh well. I’m not a fan of tipping but I am aware that pretty much every person I know