Humor piece: Song Lyrics Misremembered and Sung by Historic Figures or Something Like That

Because this won’t ever be published (it’s too outdated), I might as well share it among fans:

“We are never ever ever getting back together”

-Jefferson Davis (Originally Taylor Swift)

“First things, first, I’m the realest, drop everything and let the whole world feel it “

-Rene Descartes (Originally Iggy Azalea)

“We’re not caught up in your love affair, and we’ll never be royals”

-Oliver Cromwell (Originally Lorde)

“If you like it, then you better put a ring on it”

-Galileo (Originally Beyonce)

“Hey I Just met you and this is crazy, but here’s my number, call me maybe”

-Marc Antony (Originally Carly Rae Jepsen)

“Cause baby, you’re a firework. Come on show me what you’re worth”

-General Willliam Tecumseh Sherman (Originally Katy Perry)

“Bang bang into the room, I know you want it, Bang Bang all over you” -Annie Oakley (Originally Nikki Minaj, Arianna Grande, Jesse J)

“I can’t feel my face when I’m with you, but I love it” -Vincent Van Gough (Originally The Weekend)

“When I see your face, there’s not a thing that I’d replace because girl you’re amazing, just the way you are” -Picasso (Originally Bruno Mars)